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Jumat, 21 Mei 2010

Passport chop: Bintan + Georgia

UPDATE: Essential contest ends 25th May (which is tomorrow as I write this) so hurry up and submit! Click "older posts" to see the post.

Here are pictures from 2 of my 5 overseas trips done in April!!

First it was Gillian's 30th bdae so she invited Mike and I and a buncha her friends to go to Bintan for the weekend. Awesome company! It was super fun hanging out with them and having a shiok villa with its own pool :)

I didn't take much pictures though coz I didn't feel like "working". Also coz I didn't bother to put make up. Fucking lazy when you go to beach resorts. And Gillian also didn't film anything for the same reason! LOL WTH hobby become work.


Here's our food at Rin, the Japanese restaurant. The food was a-ok but nothing fantastic and a bit too overpriced.



Awesome view but no aircon.


From left: G, with her newly bought LX3 (I almost went to buy for her for her birthday luckily I didn't yet), G's hubby Bryan, waiter, G's best friend Ying and Pat with her super tall hair.



G discovering how to take artsy photos thanks to moi



Cheesie must love this place



Mike's prawn thingy



My cod fish. Yums!

Our resort (Indra Maya) actually has a MINI ZOO in it! *shocked max*




Colourful headed bird



CROCODILES!!!!!!!! I'd love to toss people I don't like inside



Would make a great bag



Bryan, G and Pat in their buggy.

Fucking joker lah this Bryan kept refusing to charge their buggy, saying won't run out of battery one lah and in the end it did so everyone (non inclusive of me coz I was doing a hair spa HENG AH) had to push the buggy up a hill.

G was sitting in the back seat while Mike was pushing (and Bryan comically putting on foot on the accelerator and other food pedalling) so G felt really bad seeing Mike do the all pushing while she was extra weight.

And she made the decision to hop down of the buggy to help but it was moving faster than she thought it was and she fell, face down, sprawled starfish style, on the ground. For a while everyone was like "What?" while she was left behind on the ground yelling "I'm ok!"

AHAHAHAHA She bruised her hip a bit but it's great entertainment! Even though I wasn't there to see it's still funny. Sorry G.

And the Ah kuas wanted to do Banana Boat, which I have never tried before in my life. I had lash extensions on and didn't wanna fall into the sea so I didn't wanna do it, but they all assured me that banana boats are very secure and would never capsize so I agreed.

IT IS A LIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Banana boats capsize ALL THE TIME and it is the highlight of the activity!!! Yes I never knew this until the trip! CCB the locals pulling our banana with their speedboat even asked, "Capsize?" and stupid Bryan said yes!!

I broke like 25 fingernails, drank 2 gallons of sea water through my nose and had my lashes soaked with sea water. Thanks ah guys, never believing you all again!!

But ok lah still quite fun I guess. Next time I'd hold my breath falling in and wear goggles. Although I don't really see the fun in the capsizing!

Rozzie joined us the second day. She knows Bintan damn well lor wtf



Over photoshopped photo of me



Rozz.

And that concludes the Bintan trip!!!!


Next G and I go to Georgia to attend a conference where we gave a talk to the local Georgians about Internet TV!

This is the Georgia in Europe and not USA btw. It is not that tainted by tourism especially from Asia so I'd say it's a real eye opener!! Also confirm very few people in Singapore have the Georgian stamp on the passport. This means I am very worldly!! HAHAHA

Thanks to Mari and Singular Group who organised this awesome trip for G and I and the amount of care taken to accommodate our every need. :)

We had to transit at Istanbul's airport for 7 hours...



Here's G trying to order Kebabs coz she said must try local food...



Awww chicken is sold out and she doesn't want lamb...

And I had Burger King. Check it out:



Nothing special? Look again:


A TRIPLE WHOPPER WITH A MEAL IS 28 Lira!!! You know how much this is in SGD?

$24!

$24 can buy a plate of awesome crabmeat linguine (almost it's $26)!

Fucking hell! Their cow made of gold ah so expensive!!

Mad cheated I ordered a hashbrown (medium) and chicken drumlets (six) and a small coke for $16 sgd!

I didn't know it was so expensive lor. Worst fast food meal ever.

Mari and Mamuka picked us up from the airport and we arrived at our hotel in Tbilisi, Georgia.





G snapping pics



Weather was perfect, like aircon temperature but bathed in golden sunshine.



Staircase to our rooms


Here's Gillian giving her very, very detailed talk before me. She had like a zillion slides and super a lot of statistics and sounded mad pro. I'm angry with her. She only did her slides the day before (or so she said) and why so pro one????? She's like those irritating classmates in school last time who always say they never study but secretly they studied damn a lot of score damn high.

In constrast I had, erm, 7 slides and yabbered only opinions with no basis and filled up most of my talk by showing the Georgians the best Youtube videos.

Still. I think they enjoyed it and hopefully learnt stuff. *embarrassed face* Next time I'd work harder on speeches!

BTW I wasn't afraid at all to talk in front of so many people like I used to be so I think I conquered stage fright. Or it could be that I didn't know the Georgians I guess.



Here's the audience, looking pretty serious.

They lightened up a lot towards the end when we showed them Hutch kissing a grandma in Numbnuts HAHAHAHA


Mari giving her speech. I had no idea what she spoke about how it was in Georgian (it is a language unique to Georgia and one of the 14 alphabets systems in the world or something so the Georgians are major proud of it).

Actually I heard some of her speech coz there was this AWESOME TRANSLATOR who amazingly translated Georgian to English and vice versa WHILE the speakers were speaking. I don't know how the hell she does that.



Camwhoring while listening to Mari's speech in English

After Mari was my turn but first lunch!


Gillian mad loves Georgian food and the Georgians themselves are super passionate about their food too!

It's super weird coz their food is either very unhealthy or very healthy.


Me with Georgian fries and fried chicken fillets. OMG I purposely chose a seat next to the fries coz it is SO FUCKING AWESOME and I don't know how the hell they do it!! Very yellow and super duper yummeh!! I think it's coz it's fried fresh and not frozen.

Behind the fries are salads (Very healthy) and Khachapuri (pizza-looking thing, very unhealthy).

Now the Georgians LOVE AND ADORE the khachapuri. It is like our rice is to them. Every single meal G and I hear the Georgians discussing in Georgian what to order and they always excitedly talk about khachapuri!

It is kinda like a mixture of cheese prata and cheese pizza... The most commonly eaten khachapuri I've seen has cheese stuffed on the inside, cheese on the top and is glazed with butter. Very yums but sinful!


Gillian is a big fan of all the salads. Not me I don't like my food cold!

The favourite thing I ate in Georgia was this creamy chicken thing where they cook their chicken in this fucking delicious garlic cream sauce omg yums. And their fries.




My damn cute stockings. From topshop!



Empty conference hall during lunch... I sneaked back to prepare my presentation.



G working hard



Mari and I!! xoxoxo

She is damn cute she is super excitable about everything and would camwhore non-stop even worse than me!!



There I am, frilly little thing in the distance giving a serious talk -_-


This is the clearest photo G took of me. The rest all blur. So lousy out check out the photos I took of HER:





SEE SO ARTSY!

Granted she is gesticulating in a very weird manner but that's beyond my photography skills if she wants to look funny.



Menu in Georgian


Here's the director of Singular (left, I forgot his name sorry Georgian names are confusing to me!!) and Mamuka.



Cute photo coz Mamuka is normally quite serious lol

And btw the director is only freaking 21 or something. These Georgians are a really smart bunch!



Me posing with the toilet sign


Look at their trademark tomato + cucumber salad! SO MUCH CILANTRO/CHINESE PARSLEY ON IT MAKES ME WANNA DIEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!

When I told a sadfaced Mari that I am sorry I can't eat the salad (which she was hoping that I liked) coz I don't eat parsley, she was so confused and was like, "You mean the stuff on top?" coz the Georgians don't call it parsley.

They call it "Greens". -_- And quizzically Mari told me that she has never encountered anyone who doesn't like "greens" and that everyone loves it. HOW CAN IT BE THEY ARE SO HORRIBLE MAX!!!!!!


Turkish kebab in front (special order no "greens" in it for me) and Khinkali (dumplings) at the back.

The Georgians also really love their Khinkali which is almost exactly like a giant xiao long bao!

The skin is thicker than xlbs and the inside consists of pork + beef and also oozes soup! And it's so cute coz the top of the khinkali is too thick to be eaten so you can count the stumps on everyone's plate to see how many they ate!

Unfortunately this also consists parsley so I had only half before I gave up.


Georgian fries mad awesome. OK I googled. This variety of fries is called "Fresh-cut fries" and are fried using fresh potatoes. And it's very hard to get right!



Inside of a Khinkali



Twilight in Georgian! Now terrorizing tweens in 37 languages.


This is a bookstore cafe and it looks like something straight out of a storybook. Most of Georgia is very quaint and beautiful like that. :)





Put yellow flowers into G's otherwise boring camera bag...

We drove up a hill to a gorgeous church and it was so breathtaking up there...





Camwhoring attempt one: Fail coz got dustbin behind



Camwhoring attempt two: Slight win got scenery behind



Camwhoring attempt three: Super win got castle behind!!!!!



G and Mari



Tbilisi






You may think these 3 photos are the same and therefore pointless but they chronicalize Gillian's precarious descent down the slope while filming at the same time.



Ancient church. Super a lot of weddings here!



Mari



Gorgeous tree with pink flowers







Mari camwhores with it



Another church





Even the non religious can appreciate the beauty :)

And food again! It was the birthday of two of Singular's members


Woah a real old school bakery! I've never seen this before... It's like a well that goes deep into the ground and the bottom is filled with burning coals.

The baker, using 2 long prongs, slap the raw dough onto the SIDE of the walls of that well-like thingy (I'm sure it has a name wtf) and it is supposed to STICK there and turn golden brown.

The smells are amazing.

Mari says if your bread falls into the depths onto the coals below you are considered a lousy baker.



Mari and birthday boy 1 who is the designer in Singular.




Birthday boy 2 (director celebrating his 21st birthday fml I'm so mad old there) with his fiancee (18 or 19 fml x 2) sitting next to him. They look like Adrian Brody and Heather Graham respectively I swear.



One more pic



Me and G who always looks so chio despite not wearing make up the world is not fair FML X 3.



Mari captioned this on facebook as "Brunette. Blonde. Redhead."


Very popular drink in Georgia... Like a sweet soda that comes in Pear (my favourite), lemon (not bad) and Terragon (!!! Like mouthwash).

They are all called "Lemonade".


Ornament carrying the bread that's freshly baked and a glimpse of the terragon flavoured lemonade, which is a poisonous green.

This is apparently the least popular flavour so if you don't specify which flavour of lemonade you want they will confirm give you terragon.



More parsley fml X 5

The night before our flight home, Tbilisi had FIREWORKS!! Unfuck my life



Beautiful. It was like the world was trying to please us or something. :)

Georgia was fun. It was NOTHING like I've ever seen before and their country has so much history and unique culture! The people were friendly and generous with their hospitality too. I only don't like the "greens"!

Didn't take that much pics in Georgia either coz most of the interesting stuff will be coming out in the next episode of Guide to Life so be sure to stay tuned to CLICKNETWORK!

One day after we got home Istanbul airport was closed down due to the volcano. UFML X 100,000,000

Selasa, 18 Mei 2010

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First take out some hair as shown... Now tie them into braids for as long as possible!

Very simple... Just flip both braids over your head and pin into place with bobby pins!


And tadah! Here's the end result! Perfect for a movie night (I'm thinking Grecian-styled dress) or even a picnic (checks and a basket- cute)!

As you can kinda see, my hair is not nearly long enough to have the braid tucked all the way at the bottom, so I just had to blend the ends into the side of my head and hope no one notices... If the ends are damaged it will be super obvious and ugly!


2) The Classy Ponytail


Every girl ties a ponytail from time to time but there are ways to make your ponytail stand out!

This style was actually done for my ROM and I LOVED IT! I felt I had perfect hair that day! :D And I even kinda designed it myself. *blush* Not that it's original per se lah but I told my hairstylist exactly what I wanted and it was awesome.

First tie a high ponytail.


Putting out a strand from the bottom, loop it over and over your hair tie, finally pinning it at the bottom again with bobby pins!



Like this!

Now using a curling iron, curl ONLY THE ENDS of your hair!!


Adjust the curl such that they all curl into each other in one big neat curl, and secure with hair spray!

I like how the hair now looks so clean and chic! :)


Front view

Needless to say, damaged ends will not make this look work.
If your hair ends are all dry they shouldn't even be subjected to a
curling tong!



3) Fish tail braids with a twist


I've shown how to do fish tail braids on Guide to Life before but they are so cute I thought I'd share how to do it on a blog post instead. And this time, I added a pink clip-on hair extension to one of the braids!


Separating hair into two. You don't have to do that if you only want one braid.

Further separate hair into another two bunches - Let's call them A and B.

From the back of A, take some hair and loop around A to put at the front of B...



Like this...



From the front it should look like that!

Now from the back of B take some hair to loop around B to join A.



And it looks like that!

Fairly simple... Sorry if I sound confusing... If you don't get it you can watch youtube tutorial videos. :)



AND DONE!!! I love the beach look :D



Muah!



Working the style with healthy hair ends ;)

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Damsel in distress

I was just watching one of Jay Chou's old mtvs (青花瓷) and saw that in it was the recurring theme of some mad chio and desirable shu nv who gets forced into being some evil lord's sex slave/concubine etc.

And of course there is some poor but handsome and courageous boy out there whom she is really in love with.

I've never had a problem with that cliched plot except I was looking at the mtv and there she was, eyebrows prefectly drawn, with eyeliner and lipstick, sitting there alluringly playing the 古箏 looking all ready to be raped.



The 古箏 - led hundreds of Chinese girls to rape since the Shang Dynasty


I mean, seriously? You expect us to believe that?



Do not want


Very upset, just got raped


Starting to doubt the possibility of such plots actually happening.

As it is in real life us girls know how difficult it is to keep men interested, and indeed, horny. We get breast implants, wax off pubes, even sew our vaginas tighter - and yet these women from these olden days stories are like Bah, here he is again, really, I can't do anything to stop him from raping me!

(Please note in these stories it's not a one-time rape it's like the women actually stays in the guy's house and is entrapped)

And in these stories the girls are like always described as being fatally beautiful.

How hard is it not to be beautiful or attractive? Instead of getting raped by the evil emperor/general on a daily basis, here is what I suggest the damsel can do:


1) Give up teeth brushing and any form of oral hygiene plus eat loads of garlic.

2) Eat fried chicken everyday till super fat

3) Plan your morning poop to coincide with the usual time of rape

4) Put something undesirable (I'd suggest maybe a dead rat's head) down there and when he sees it you yell "Surprise!" If you get an infection all the better. Surprise again! I've got mysterious cauliflower-like growths, can't have sex today sorry.

5) Duh stop applying make up.

6) File your teeth super extra sharp.

7) Keep yelling the most unsexy things during sex ie:

- Omg your mom's looking through the window! HAHAHA GOTCHA!
- Wow your penis looks like the bonsai I planted this morning. You know the small purple one?
- Hey how's grandma?
- Have you filed your taxes this year?
- Harder and faster lah can't feel anything
- Talk like Shin chan




8) Stop taking baths

9) Tattoo a unibrow

10) Shave your head




See so many ideas I came up with in 5 mins. I'm sure these chicks have thought of these ideas but didn't do it.

Why? Coz they are sluts enjoying the attention! AHAHHAHAHA!

Yes this blog entry is very boh liao

Rabu, 12 Mei 2010

Bored? Watch videos!!

Here are some of the videos I'm featured in on Project Alpha (In London!)... Embedded for your easy viewing. Enjoy!!

















I miss London! Although not the weather there lah. Anyway there are plenty more episodes on other bloggers! Right now Cheesie is on I think!!


So head on to...

PROJECT ALPHA

to watch!!

Sabtu, 08 Mei 2010

Dear Eyjafjallajökull and the rest of Iceland's volcanoes,



FUCK YOU



(Fucking pissed off that I'm coming home to Singapore alone coz Mike's still in Houston doing work thanks to the cb eruption. BOH DAI BOH JI ERUPT SIMI LAN JIAO LAH?? Very free is it? Very free go solve the rubik's cube lah come and ruin people's lives... Nabeh)