20 Of My Bestest Purchases!!!

Thanks for the comments. Some may not have been published but rest assured I read them all!

So far, no lawyer's letter from beautiful Dawn, although she did delete the line on her blog that says she accepts my apology. Oh well!

She also added that I upped her hits to 30,000 (I upped mine too! Now 50,000! Who want to advertise??).

Since bloggers earn money based on hits, I guess I didn't cause her any losses but instead gave her some gains then, huh?? So what's there to sue about? LOL!! She ought to be thanking me, really!! -insert xanga heart smiley-

Oh dear Dawn Wayang is down! Wonder why? Anyway, the new site seems to be up here. I do not endorse anything that's written inside, as they are all lies, it seems to me. Lies! Why do you slander Dawn so, Mr Wayang?? You must be just jealous!

Here's a blog entry I wrote halfway a million years ago, to applease you all.

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Sometimes, you buy some non-descript stuff and it turns out to be so absolutely fantastic and so wu chao suo zhi (value for money) that you just wanna rave about it and tell the whole world!!

And these, my lovely blog readers, are the top 20 products!!

Of course, there are the very chio stuff too like $10 dresses and all my Juicy products, but these are products that are useful to everyone! By everyone I mean everyone who has a use for them la. Mostly females. Hahaha!

1) Electric bug-zapper thingy

What it is: Metal wires have an electrical current running through them after you turn the apparatus on. Holding the handle, smack or swipe the air where the insect you wish to kill is.


Have you ever seen a mosquito that bit you, and as you try to smack it, it flies away, ESCAPING THE HORRIBLE DEATH IT DESERVES???

With the Electronic Bug Zapper Racket, that incident happening to you just reduced like 100%.

This is what happened to me:

- Mozzie bit me.

- I saw it land on the side of my couch.

- Couch is soft and white.

- If I attempt to smack Mozzie it won't die (due to soft surface) and even if it does, couch gets stained.

- Take bug zapper.

- MOZZIE DIES.

The fun doesn't stop with the sadistic pleasure that's associated with bug-killing.

Oh no of course not!

Not only does the mosquito get electrocuted as it flies unwittingly through the racket, it EXPLODES WITH A LOUD POP AND EMITS A BRIGHT BLUE SPARK!!

It's almost like insect fireworks, except much better.

The dead mozzie then floats to the floor, where you can pick it up with a tissue and at the same time, squash it to see how much blood it drew from you.

Loudly, you can ask the mosquito, "IS IT WORTH IT TO DIE LIKE THIS FOR THIS MEASLY AMOUNT OF MY BLOOD, HUH, HUH?!?!?!"

Rhetorical, of course. The mosquito is dead and cannot answer.

I bought this racket since around 1 year ago, and the amount of insects it had helped me kill probably consisted of 10% of the insects in the world.

It also works on:

- Cockroaches (yes it does! Mike killed a baby one just a few weeks ago. As for the adult ones, the racket burns it feelers so it gets disoriented, then you can go ahead and smack it with newspaper.)

- Golden beetles

- Moths (killed after like 7 sparks, one with each of its feeble attempts to escape, until it decides death is better)

- Baby lizards (never tried on bigger ones)

- Flies

- Flying ants

- Humans you don't like

Hiyah it can be used on ANYTHING LAH! And the best part is, the racket doesn't seem to get dirty! I thought with each kill the racket is going to get steadily more and more disgusting, but it seems to look just as pristine as the blessed day I bought it.

Available at: Mustafa and other neighbourhoodish household stores. I even saw pink ones can!? Requires D-sized batteries but can be used for a long time unless you stay at some insect-infested place. $3 or something cheap like that.

2) Guardian Extra-Large Cotton Tips


On the shelf, hidden innocently among it's inferior friends


A comparison to normal-sized Q-tips

What it is: Extra-large wad of cotton on top of a plastic stick. Feel free to use it to dig anything.

I don't know who set the standard size for cotton buds, but it is too fucking small!! Cmon, whose ear crevice is that tiny?

Guardian decided it's time for a revolution!!

When I first saw the XL cotton buds, I wanted to get it coz I use cotton buds to clean my nostrils (since, fragile from the nose job I can't dig them) and the normal buds are simply too small and flimsy!

Then, I put another one into my ear to try.

3 secs later I shouted at Mike, "BABY YOU HAVE TO TRY USING THIS!!!"

It was really fun to watch coz he was groaning and making shiok faces, hahaha!

We never looked back since and now, we scoff at normal-sized cotton buds.

You know what they say... "Once you go black you can't go back"! Same theory.

Available at: Guardian of course. $1.95

3) Illegal extension cord

What it is: A pink and chio extension cord

I bought this at some random neighbourhood appliance shop, so I don't know where you can get it, but it's only 5 bucks!!

And it's transparent pink, and and... it can plug in any sort of plug, including the US ones!!

NO MORE HAVING PROBLEMS WITH THE STUPID 2-PIN PLUGS.

However, I've heard horror stories about the illegal cords exploding and burning down houses before... It seems to work fine for me leh! And it's pink so it's matchy matchy my room! :D

Available at: I really don't know where you can find it, but I bought it along Bedok reservior road.

4) Earring/assorted rubbish holder


Hanging on my wardrobe door

What it is: A little flat baggie with a multitude of transparent compartments that can be used to put whatever you like.

After years and years of searching, I've found the best storage solution for earrings!!

Before this, I put my earrings on those metal rolley things, like this:

Unfortunately, the problem with those things is that it uses to much space to be put into cupboards, and if you leave it on a table it will get very dusty and dirty.

Worst of all, the earrings after a while start to rot because of the humidity in the air!!

Tadah!! Solution!! This way it won't take up much space at all, and you can see all the earrings at one go without having to spin!!

Wait till you hear the price.

Available at: DAISO outlets!! $2 of course!! CHEAP CHEAP!!

5) Bioessense face-lifting cream

What it is: Amazing moisturizer that can make your face slim down.

I don't know if it works for everyone, but this magical cream has a measuring tape inside it to guarantee that your face will lose at least 1 cm after usage!! Amazing not!!

Qihua swears by it.

Only problem is that it is a tad oily. I only use it on the sides of my face when I feel extra fat.

Available at: City Plaza's those rubbish perfume stores you know? $28. At Watsons or Guardian also have... $40 there!

6) Nintendo DS Lite

What it is: Portable game console

Best purchase EVER!!!

So far not a day of my life has been bored since I have my DS Lite to accompany me through queue-waiting, shitting-time, etc!!

I've introduced... 8 people to buy the DS, and everyone loves it!!! (NINTENDO PLEASE REWARD ME DUH!!!)

Besides awesome games like Super Mario/Phoenix Wright (playing Apollo Justice now, for those of you who know. It's awesome!! thanks Timmy!!)/bomberman/Mario kart etc etc etc, the DS can also be used to play songs and videos!

Is it more fun than the PSP? Yes, I'd definitely say so, and everyone who owns both consoles all agree with me.

Comes in a variety of fun colours so there is one for everyone!!

Baby pink (mine, but without crystals of course)
Baby blue
White
Black
Red and Black
Silver
Metallic Rose (like reddish brown colour)
Navy Blue
Yellow (limited edition only avail in Japan's Pokemon centers)

I LOVE MY DS SO MUCH! I never ever leave the house without it.

Available at: Sim Lim, or other electronic stores. Around $310 for everything included - $210 for empty set without R4 card or memory card.

7) Sofy Double Fresh Pantyliner

(Boys please skip to 8, oh wait that's a hair curler...)

What it is: Double layer panty liner!! Rhymes too!

I don't know about girls who don't use panty liners, but girls who do, swear by them. I'm one of them!

What we hate though, is when you had a long day, and you wanna have a change of liners, but didn't bring any.

A genius at Sofy then thought, "Well, since pantyliners are so goddamn cheap, why not stick two layers as one?"

It is an amazing idea!!!

Now, if you feel like the first layer is dirty, just peel it off, and there you go... second layer spanking clean!!

Not only that... if you get your period on the first layer... Don't fret; just peel!

If you go into a coffee shop toilet and there is no toilet paper?

At the very least you have always your top layer of liner to wipe on. :) (OEI! Stop judging me! Better than don't wipe right?!?!?)

Available at: Guardian/Watsons. $3 like that for 52 pieces.

8) Braun hair curler

What it is: A portable hair curler, for curling on-the-go.

Does your curled hair always go limp in the middle of the day? Or are you always late because you are curling your hair before leaving the house?

Now you don't have to be!! Hair curling can now be done on the taxi (or on the MRT/bus if you are more buay paiseh) to save you precious make-up time!

Not only that, if preverts try to molest you you can stuff this hot tong up their asshole!!

Or... You can meet your date on time, then quickly disappear into the toilet for 15 mins and come back out with amazing hair. Isn't it so awesome?!

Comes with safety lid, so after using you can put it straight back into your bag.

Now Braun came up with a straightening iron that's portable too!! I love them all!

Available at: I bought mine at Mustafa. $89 or something...

9) Sally Hansen Hard As Wraps nail polish

What it is: Extra hard nail polish from Sally Hansen

There is no arguing what the best nail polish is. OPI, of course! But OPI only gives very vivid, long-lasting colours... not sure about the strength.

Sally Hansen's HARD AS WRAPS nail polish is damn amazing though!! It is ALMOST like acrylic nails... it is so goddamn hard!!

Nail breakages no more!

Expensive though, but still much cheaper than acrylic.

Available at: Guardian? Watsons? Everywhere also have la... $17 I think.

10) Banana Boat tanning oil in SPF 4

What it is: Your secret to an awesome tan

It's an open secret. Have you been to the beach/pool and seen loads of tanned, golden bodies lazing around?

Beside them is always this little bottle of tanning elixir.

How do I get my tan? Banana boat la!

My favourite activity is to go to my condo's pool with girlfriends (or gay friends) and laze around.

Armed with...

11) Creative Zen Stone Plus

Another good product! Despite the dumb name, this is a totally awesome MP3 player! $99 only!

Pictured here with my $75 Sennheiser baby pink ear phones (zhng-ed with diamantes) which are also super awesome and totally worth its price.

The best thing about it is that it has a really good speaker for such a tiny player. I love to put the speaker to max volume and listen to disgusting Chinese pop songs. I don't care if other pool dwellers (usually none as people got to work) don't like it. They can buy their own Stone Plus if they want!!

Anyway, I don't use earphones at the pool because my hands are all oily!

Batteries last for around 4 hours playing on the speaker, no problem.

Better than iPod coz I don't need to use bloody iTunes to upload songs! (Drag and drop)

So anyway, as I was saying about my favourite activity...

I like to laze beside the pool, half submerged in water, listening to music, and gossiping with girlfriends/Mike.

The sun will be a-shining and I will become steadily more golden... then beside me... a bowl of Nissin XO seafood cup noodles bought and cooked from my condo's convenience store, and a bottle of ice-cold Vanilla coke.

ULTIMATE BLISS MAN!!

Back to banana boat.

Comes in varying tanning n00bness starting from SPF 8 (if I am not wrong.. green cap) to SPF 4, to SPF 0 (red cap) for hardcore tanner!

SPF 0 tends to give me sunburn, so I usually stick to 4, unless T-I-N-S. (Tanning lingo: There Is No Sun)

Is it possible to tan without the oil? No... not for me anyway. I just turn lobster red and peel afterwards. But not with the oil. Turn golden!

Here's a little trick. Instead of spraying onto your body, which in my opinion wastes a lot of the oil, spray into your palms and rub it onto your skin. Remember to reapply every half hour!

Available at: Watsons and Guardian. $11.

12) Nail polish remover bottle

What it is: Bottle for nail polish remover

Self-explanatory. Press down and remover comes up.

Hate that whole process where I open and close the cap of the polish remover while removing nail polish, then finally, spill the whole bottle. Don't laugh! Happened many times! Very smelly and melts plastic lor!!

Available at: Sasa. Around $3??

13) Applicators

What it is: How applicators should all be

Finally! Someone realised that applicators without caps are staining things left right center!

Now you don't have to find a particular applicator for a particular colour. All on one jolly good stick.

Available at: Sasa again. I think its $3.80.

14) Energizer book light

What it is: A portable book light

Got a sleeping someone beside you but you want a book to read before going to bed?

This is perfect!

Also good for scaring your partner by shining under your face, if you want.

Batteries lasted me for half a year and still going strong.

Available at: Giant/Carrefour. $13+ if I'm not wrong.

15) Panasonic Epilator

What it is: A portable epilator! God bless engineers!

Finally! The day has arrived! Epilators are really a god-sent.

For those of you who don't know - epilators pluck out hairs, except it's a many at a time. A spinning mechanism kiaps the hairs as you roll the epilator across your skin. Voila! Hairless armpits! In 2 mins or less!

It sounds painful, but imho, better than plucking right?

What's even better than corded epilators? Cordless ones!

Available at: I don't know. Courts? I forgot the price but it's like $60. Awesome for travelling.

16) Daiso blushers

What it is: Cheapest blushers ever

$2 blushers. Colours look awful here but look good when applied (not heavily la of course).

Light pink on the apples of the cheek, and the dark ones to accentuate cheekbones. I love them!!

Available at: Daiso la! $2 each!

17) Sally Hansen Creme Hair Bleach

What it is: Your solution to an ungainly moustache.

Black eyebrows look DISGUSTING when you have dyed brown/blonde hair.

So dye your brows too!

Why pay so much to dye your brows at Browhaus (whatever that place is called) when you can DIY at home?

Just bleach them until they turn the colour of your hair (range from dark brown to blonde la... obviously not colours like purple/red), and wash off!

Excess can be used to also bleach your moustache, arm hairs, pubes etc if you want. Hahaha!

Available at: Mustafa. $13 or something. Can be used many times, unless you have an extremely thick unibrow...

18) Daiso wire binds

What it is: Binds up ugly wires!

Remember that incident where a dead lizard was trapped in the midst of my computer wires and was radiating the worst smell ever??

From then on I had enough of long wires/cords!! Why the hell do they always have to be so bloody LONG anyway?

Bind up everything with these cute colourful binds, and everything will be much neater and of course, not tangled!

Available at: Daiso. $2! That place is awesome.

19) Set of Harry Potter books

What it is: Best books ever

Ok, I just had to add these in. I love my Harry Potter books and have read each one at least 10 times already. I now read from 1-7, stop for a few weeks, then start from 1 again. It never gets boring!

Everyone should own a set!

Available at: All reputable book stores. Price? You can put a price to the joy Harry Potter books can bring you.

Lastly...

20) OSIM uVibe

What it is: An extra-strong neck massager

I'll let the website explain:





Ahem! It can be used in the following places...



I personally like using it on my sole. Hahaha!!

I'm not sure if this is still available. The last time I checked, back in January mind you (my gf wanted one), the uVibe was sold out throughout Singapore! I didn't know quite so many people had sore necks like me.

Available at: Osim stores. Don't buy from Mustafa as it is $89 there. Normal Osim stores only $69, or something like that.

That's it! Have fun shopping!



p/s: Yesterday I got my third XIAO SAN YUAN!! It was the shiokest game every lor!! First I got 2 of my own flowers.. MONEY!

Then got 1 more animal...

Then I GANG a 7 tong after ponging... MONEY!

Then I pong a hong zhong...

Then I self-GANG a fa cai! MONEY~!!

After I gang the fa cai, I got left 4 cards inside...

1 Bai ban, 2 Yi Tong, and 1 Er Tong

THEN I DREW ANOTHER BAI BAN!! Of course I throw the er tong right?

So wait Bai ban and Yi tong la!!

Then Chups (the guy I was playing with) throw the yi tong!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Yay!!

Major win a lot of money!!

and let me count... 3 flowers, pong pong, half colour, xiao san yuan... 10 doubles is it??

I know. SOOoooo not interesting for non-mj-ers. Whatever!!! Makes me happy to read it!

1,2,3... poof

Hello ya all!

As you may, or not may not, have noticed, I've decided to delete all Dawn-related entries.

This thing has been implicating too many other people (such as Arissa and Royston and etc etc)... this is my main reason.

Reason 2 is that I guess Dawn is in enough shit as it is. I may dislike her (online persona), but I don't have a bloody heart of stone. I've been lectured by people (irl), and I guess I don't have to be so... relentless. I feel a bit bad. I was very annoyed by Noel when I wrote the 3rd entry, I guess.

Reason 3 is that I don't want to face a potential lawsuit. I don't have the time for this. Blah blah blah be brave fight her etc... You go and fight la! It's not you, of course easy for you to say. Lao niang got no money lor! Right now my bank got about 3k, hire semi LJ lawyer!? I mean, of course Dawn could still be going ahead with it la, but there's nothing I can do about that now. If I become bankrupt Wongsie told me that I cannot go JB (or overseas for that matter)... Have to apply for permit coz they will be scared that I flee the country!

Oh god suddenly had an image of myself giving away my prized possessions such as my sidekick, computer, accessories drawer, fluffy pink puff balls etc all to cackling men in suits.


So yup. Good for you if you've seen them, too bad if you didn't. Maybe you ought to read my blog like every 2 hours!

And I don't care if you think I'm contradicting myself or that you think I'm being cowardly. Sometimes, people have to do the things they don't wish to do.

Here's a few hugeass pictures to pretend to change the topic:

In the car on the way to Le Papillion during my birthday. I know! It's a crazily long time ago.

It was a simpler time, and I was gleeful because I wasn't the one who had to navigate, as it is my day afterall. :)

Outside the restaurant, which shut down already.

My dress is so short.

"Oh god!" you exclaim. "Are these pictures all going to be of you only? How dull!"

No... There's a photo of Mike and like 3 of food. Hahaha!!

Bye le papillion...
If I blogged about you earlier maybe you won't be gone now...

Me! I keep asking Mike to take more photos coz on the camera they look ugly, but I publish them all coz I can photoshop pure magic. Ha!

Our seafood soup. Crazily nice!



Mike's pasta

Believe it or not, this is my passport photo! I took it myself and photoshopped it to death a wee bit but the ICA still approved it! Hahaha!

Just so you now know, you are allowed to bleach your hair, wear coloured contacts, and crazily thick make-up in your IC photo. No problem.

Last pic.

Ta! Comments allowed, or disallowed, according to my mood after I read through them tomorrow morning.

Yet another update - And I am not happy

Ok, here we go! First of all, comments are not disabled, don't worry! It's just that right now Haloscan is down (ok it's up again).

In response to Dawn's kindly acceptance of my insincere (deemed by her) apology, I'd like to say a few things.

This is going to be a long, long entry. And also, since I do not want to be shot with another law threat, I will prefix every other sentence with "I think".


All the following are my personal opinions, and as I am highly untrustworthy, I urge the public to not believe anything I say as they are mostly ficticious. Even those things I should mention later are facts are not facts. They are stories spun by myself as I am a little mentally demented. Now I can begin.


First;

Dawn sent me an email today. Since she is so venomously hated right now, I think it's only fair I show you all her, erm, vulnerable side.

To be honest, I felt a bit guilty when I saw this.

But fact is, Dawn, I do not like you - to put as plainly as possible.

I think you trample on every value that I base my whole life on, such as Honesty, Candidness, Bravery, Individuality, and Sincerity, among others. Till this day, I think, you still insist you never went under the knife. I think I've seen you lie about this on tape. I simply cannot respect that.

I think your blog persona amplifies suppositious fronts, hypocrisy, as well as what I detest the most: The lust for money rather than for the passion of blogging and making your voice heard.

It irks me, and I can't pretend I am not irked.

Nonetheless, whatever I think of you, I've always treated you with politeness, as you were always civil to me.

Numerous times in the past, I have also defended you and told your detractors that you are mild and harmless in real life. Plastic surgery is one's personal choice, and people who have something to say against it ought to fuck off.


However, dislike is not something I can control, although I can and have told you why I feel so.

You don't have to feel offended. I dislike a whole truckload of other people... In fact, it's tough to find me someone I like.

In my opinion, rather than bad-mouthing you behind your back and gossiping about you, I felt that telling the truth is always the better option.

I am sorry if you felt hurt from the blog entry you forced me to delete, but don't take it personally. Or do, if you wish to. The blog entry is not written by me, your acquaintance, but me, A BLOGGER - just like how reporters of papers are not being personal when they write bad press about stars.

You can hate me if you want. Just stop being nice, coz I don't want to be fakely nice to someone I don't like, and you being nice totally throws me off. o_O

OK, You weren't nice on your blog. That's cool then.

As for seeing each other in future, I have no intentions of salvaging a friendship, or going through the painful pretense of small-talk. Just ignore me completely, as you would ignore someone you don't like. I'd do the same.

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You can see I highlighted the last statement in that email.


Dawn claims she never saw her manager's nasty emails to me.


Noel!!! You are doomed lor! Now, I think, even your artiste paiseh to be associated with you!

Or is she? You judge for yourself the series of emails that were sent from Noel to me (and vice versa), that Dawn was cc-ed in.


Not 1... not 2... But 7.


At least 7, since I omitted some.


When? Since yesterday at 8pm.

Count with me!



1



2



3



4

(Also highlighted what a boot-licking asswipe I think Noel is.
Stay for his artiste in a heartbeat! When boss is cc-ed in the email!
And some more try to preach to me!)




5



6

And the last


7

And just to clarify, MY agency is prefectly polite, patient, reasonable, and professional. So no Dawn, I do not KNOW HOW AGENCIES CAN GET.


Maybe Dawn didn't read those emails before she opened her email wrote her email to me. Huh? Possible?

Now that we've got the niceties out of the way, we can start tackling the things she wrote on her latest blog entry.

1) I've got rabid fans.

OH GOD! No... not rabid fans again?! So... Everyone who hates Dawn is automatically my "fan"?

(I don't have stupid fans! I am a writer. I have READERS. I'd never call people "fans"... A bit bu yao lian...)

2) I can sue XLX but she cannot sue me.

XLX posted up photos of me with photoshopped cum-shots on my face, repeatedly said I am a cheap whore, etc... I realllllllly don't see a parallel there.

3) If I had the guns to write about it, why not stick to it?

You are right Dawn... I cannot prove certain things. I certainly can't rope Jacky Wu in to testify in court, although he might bring some hilarity to my life if he does.

The statements I made were of my personal opinions. Maybe the rumours were wrong. But Dawn, I have to make this clear. I NEVER STATED THOSE 6 POINTS AS FACTS.

But if you want facts right?


Here... I've give you FACTS. By "facts" I actually mean lies spun by myself.


a) I think you never did join 98.7FM as a DJ, right? Isn't that the same as saying you failed to join?


b) I expressed incredulity that you earn your proclaimed amount. I never said it is a fact that you do not earn so much. I said, even if you do, it's probably from "hidden sneaky advertorials".

Is this fact? I think yes, it is.

Can I prove it? Yes, I think I can.

How? An advertiser sent me an email asking me for an advertorial. I rejected it. A few days later, it was shown on your blog, urging people to give the service a try.

No hint that this was a paid mention was on your blog.

Is it because you did it out of goodwill? A simple check with the advertiser will suffice.



c) Who you went on the Valentine's Day Bali trip with, is fact.

Let's call him Mr. R.

How do I know this?

Because I met Mr. R. at Zouk. Twice.

Mr R is 40+, I think. I've heard from some sources he is married, from some sources he is divorced, and from some sources he is single. Nobody knows! But he is extremely wealthy.

Mr. R was very happy to show everyone present, including 2 other witnesses, his digicam. In the digicam are pictures of Dawn and him. The photos include those of Dawn and him hugging in what I deem to be intimate poses (ie hands wrapped around waist).

I saw this with my own eyes, and so did two other people who were with me.

Whether or not Dawn had any relations with him is of course not something I can say.


Enough of the facts (ie lies I spun)... Let's go back to her entry.

4) I'd rather spend the money on Juicy Couture

AHHHHHH!! Super chioness! I just bought this from neimanmarcus.com!!

Sorry, you where saying?

5) 2 big bloggers going out together,
what fun that could have been.............

WOAH! Sorry girl... Don't remember seeing you on Technorati's top 100 blogs of the world......

7)... spiteful incident where she posted pictures of herself
gleefully throwing away the
"Mandarin Cool" campaign postcards
with me on them.

Here it is. Go read if you want!

IS IT SPITEFUL? AM I?

The postcard reads that Dawn usurped me as the hottest blogger in Singapore!

As I have proven in that blog entry, there is no quantifiable measurement of "hotness", and therefore I cannot be usurped!

Who gave them this statement to put into the postcard?

Perhaps it was somebody who keeps harping on this "hottest blogger" title?

I do not think I was being spiteful at all.

Why should I allow this postcard to be spread and have let people have this wrong idea that Dawn is the hottest blogger?

It is not true, and detrimental to my reputation and directly responsible for my potential income.

Furthermore, I was nice and chose to give Dawn the benefit of doubt that:


- She did not supply the Mandarin campaign people with that information;

- She did not check and allow it to be published.


These are very unlikely situations, yet I chose not to blame her.

I THOUGHT I WAS ALL BENEVOLENT AND KINDLY!! WHAT??


Was I being spiteful??????? SPITEFUL TOWARDS WHO??

She's spiteful towards ME lor! She wants such untruths about me to be spread!

7) I penned hate sites before,
and therefore I am responsible for Dawn Wayang.

NOW YOU BE CAREFUL THERE DAWN! If you are not careful I could sue you for libel!

Fortunately for you, I will fight with my bare hands.


Let me come clean on the blinkmummy/xlx impersonation thing. I should have done so LONG ago, and bravely stepped up to avoid all the shit. But nonetheless, never too late!


Here's what happened. Skip it if you are not interested.

One day, 2 other girl bloggers and I were having a drink at Wala Wala. During which, we gossiped about this other blogger called Blinkymummy. We all don't like her, although I never heard about her for ages... Dunno she die already not.

Anyway... So, in a little of a drunken stupor, we said, let's set up a "hate site" for her!!

One of the bloggers is a good friend of mine.

So back at home, we giggled on MSN, and did up the "hate site".

I used my own blogger account to do so.

As a joke, my friend and I thought we would use our own hate site owners' names, namely Xialanxue and her nemesis', to do write the site.

I loosely term it a "hate" site, but it is not. Unlike other hate sites where lies or bad facts of people are exposed, the site was just a joke. A spoof. It was not meant to harm Blinkymummy's reputation.

Included are childish drawings of BM's "byebye"... a 30 year old vulva so long it looks like an octopus and is used as a broom. I know!My friend's so mature, haha!

Of course, I contributed as well. But I don't remember what I wrote la...

I cannot remember the exact sequel of things, but this spoof site we created was not meant to be sneaky. I was prepared 100% to tell people I was involved in doing it. What! It's funny what! It was a joke between us girls. It was not meant for everyone to see.

Anyway, XLX got wind of it, and blew it up into a humongous deal.

Say that I dunno what IMPERSONATE him (I spoofed him, he is not important enough to be impersonated), and that I am a hypocrite because I said I hate Hate sites and yet I set up one anonymously!

I admit I was afraid. I was afraid to come clean because people were all already insulting me. But as time has now proven, the truth is always the best defence.

So anyway, I had to consider that if this thing blows up, it is not only ME getting the heat, but also my two other friends, correct?

Therefore we decided the best course of action is to deny we did it.

Right move? Terribly wrong. So anyhow, they managed to prove I wrote it, and blah blah blah etc. Even more afraid and of course I don't dare to say I co-created the site right?

Anyway, that's cleared up now.

No more lies, and NO DAWN, I AM NOT THE CREATOR OF YOUR HATE SITE - http://xanga.com/dawn_wayang.

This I swear upon the lives of my unborn children.

You've got to be kidding me right? Don't update my own blog and go and update your hate site? Got so boh liao or not?

But in any case, the hate site is quite smashingly written, I must say. Witty! I do like it! It does have a little of my style. :) Which is an awesome style!!

8) I am upset over being called a prefect
and she, the school belle.

Siao. I never said I was upset over that.

I am just disgusted that, you, I think, pretended not to be pleased to be called the school belle and wanted to be valedictorian. That's all.

9) We have a few similarities.

No Dawn... We are not similar.

I did though, find someone quite (but not quite) similar to you.

She is Arissa.

A little introduction.

Arissa (Zhen Shan) is a Singaporean girl who is studying in the states. She's extremely pretty, and comes from a very wealthy family.

She is 100% natural, and a friend of mine. Not close, but we do sometimes talk a bit online.

Since Arissa was in secondary school, according to KK, she was already infamous in Singapore. Already gorgeous since a young age, all the boys school and girls school people of their batch know her - and I dunno if KK is exaggerating as usual or not la, but she was saying how Arissa's features were perfect and she has naturally rosy cheeks that glow and be seen from a distance... etc etc.

Arissa's not only gorgeous, her lifestyle is enviable. She has all the gorgeous brands, hangs out with loads of famous people, and was in Vanness's MTV too.

Not only that, she has immense style and character. She's not your traditional shu nu. AND she is nice and smart.

Why is Zhen Shan not a famous celebrity yet? My guess is that she doesn't crave it. She's not a famewhore, unlike somebody...


Well... Does Arissa sounds like someone people would want to copy?

I would say definitely.

I, for one, was inclined to pierce my helix coz she looks so nice with it.

But how far would one go to copy somebody else?

To sacrifice all their individuality to BE someone else?

This is Arissa.


100% natural - no Plastic

I won't post up too many of her photos since she is a really private person, but these photos are on her website, so I guess it should be ok.

If you want me to take it off ZS, please don't hesitate to email me: xiaxue@gmail.com. I didn't see you online so I can't ask you!!

And here's Dawn, when she first got "famous":

Coloured contacts? Check.
Eyebrows thick and brushed downwards? Check.
Head tilted down? Check.
Pursed lips? Check.

Similarities do not end here.

And they most certainly don't START from there either!

Even as a toddler......... they look alike.

If that's Dawn real, unphotoshopped baby photo, that is.
How would I know? I'm just a bystander.



Is this Dawn?
She never specified on her blog. How Eurasian-looking!



Feel like stroking one and beating the other one up...



Dawn's purple Balenciaga


Arissa's purple Balenciaga...


Oops! I mean Balenciagas. With an S.

But of course, it's just a bag.
Dawn's allowed to have the same bag as Arissa!



Arissa's stuff, posted eons ago.

And below, Dawn's stuff.

Do note the bluish colour tone of the picture(s).

Arissa's sports car. There is no need to say what it is (you can make a guess from the logo, huh?) - it surely one-ups...

Dawn's CLK or SLK whatever it is.

Freaky, huh?

Doesn't stop there.

Place Arissa is in?

California, LA

Place Dawn was in when she started her site?

California, LA

*

Arissa's school?

USC

Place Dawn said she was studying in?

USC

*

Arissa likes...

Murakami and dark fairytales.

Dawn likes...

Murakami and dark fairytales.
I think. I'm sure I read this somewhere before.

*

Arissa photos are of...

Her clubbing and the occasional
whimsical thing she sees/draws

Dawn's photos are of...

Her clubbing and her
delusions, I think.

*

Arissa writes...

In a whimsical way like [ t h i s ]//.

Dawn writes...

Well. I think enough of the comparisons.
It's never ending.

Which is why Dawn says... Don't compare!

And, my friends... one more for the night:

I THINK, before she got noticed Dawn used to go to Arissa's website and left comments on the noticeboard.

I THINK she then stopped leaving comments one day, and disappeared.

I THINK when she reappeared, she was a mini Arissa... but a fake one. Tries hard to imitate, but fails in every.single.respect.


The above is purely my opinion.



Lastly, about the armpits... I am sorry!! I thought that was a boob job incision scar. It appears you merely have a dirty armpit.


p/s: Wanbao called. They seem to want to focus on me cursing cancer on Dawn (it's a joke yo! Can't take a joke?!?) rather than any rumours on Dawn. I'm telling ya they hate me! Let's see how it turns out tomorrow.

UPDATE:

TWO MORE PHOTOS A BLOG READER SENT



Arissa's website



Dawn's website

Right.

Also... I don't think I'm being mean. I anyhow blogged some stuff, and I got slapped with a law suit. It would have ended there, but threatening to sue me was cowardly. So this time round I only write things I have proof of lor... Rather, my opinions with the proof that I base my opinions on. You don't have to believe me.

And as for how Dawn would feel... How's that my responsibility? She has multiple other sites all saying exactly the same things, in even worse languages. I am merely repeating them. If she doesn't wish for people to say these things about her, she has a blog, two hands, a brain, and she can defend herself - just like how she did by casting doubt on my credibility with the mentions of my hate site incident.



p/p/s: Please do not involve Arissa in this. Any comments that compromises on Arissa's privacy (ie her website, personal info, etc), or negative about her, will be immediately deleted. I'm sure you all understand. Thanks! :)