1,2,3... poof

Hello ya all!

As you may, or not may not, have noticed, I've decided to delete all Dawn-related entries.

This thing has been implicating too many other people (such as Arissa and Royston and etc etc)... this is my main reason.

Reason 2 is that I guess Dawn is in enough shit as it is. I may dislike her (online persona), but I don't have a bloody heart of stone. I've been lectured by people (irl), and I guess I don't have to be so... relentless. I feel a bit bad. I was very annoyed by Noel when I wrote the 3rd entry, I guess.

Reason 3 is that I don't want to face a potential lawsuit. I don't have the time for this. Blah blah blah be brave fight her etc... You go and fight la! It's not you, of course easy for you to say. Lao niang got no money lor! Right now my bank got about 3k, hire semi LJ lawyer!? I mean, of course Dawn could still be going ahead with it la, but there's nothing I can do about that now. If I become bankrupt Wongsie told me that I cannot go JB (or overseas for that matter)... Have to apply for permit coz they will be scared that I flee the country!

Oh god suddenly had an image of myself giving away my prized possessions such as my sidekick, computer, accessories drawer, fluffy pink puff balls etc all to cackling men in suits.


So yup. Good for you if you've seen them, too bad if you didn't. Maybe you ought to read my blog like every 2 hours!

And I don't care if you think I'm contradicting myself or that you think I'm being cowardly. Sometimes, people have to do the things they don't wish to do.

Here's a few hugeass pictures to pretend to change the topic:

In the car on the way to Le Papillion during my birthday. I know! It's a crazily long time ago.

It was a simpler time, and I was gleeful because I wasn't the one who had to navigate, as it is my day afterall. :)

Outside the restaurant, which shut down already.

My dress is so short.

"Oh god!" you exclaim. "Are these pictures all going to be of you only? How dull!"

No... There's a photo of Mike and like 3 of food. Hahaha!!

Bye le papillion...
If I blogged about you earlier maybe you won't be gone now...

Me! I keep asking Mike to take more photos coz on the camera they look ugly, but I publish them all coz I can photoshop pure magic. Ha!

Our seafood soup. Crazily nice!



Mike's pasta

Believe it or not, this is my passport photo! I took it myself and photoshopped it to death a wee bit but the ICA still approved it! Hahaha!

Just so you now know, you are allowed to bleach your hair, wear coloured contacts, and crazily thick make-up in your IC photo. No problem.

Last pic.

Ta! Comments allowed, or disallowed, according to my mood after I read through them tomorrow morning.

Yet another update - And I am not happy

Ok, here we go! First of all, comments are not disabled, don't worry! It's just that right now Haloscan is down (ok it's up again).

In response to Dawn's kindly acceptance of my insincere (deemed by her) apology, I'd like to say a few things.

This is going to be a long, long entry. And also, since I do not want to be shot with another law threat, I will prefix every other sentence with "I think".


All the following are my personal opinions, and as I am highly untrustworthy, I urge the public to not believe anything I say as they are mostly ficticious. Even those things I should mention later are facts are not facts. They are stories spun by myself as I am a little mentally demented. Now I can begin.


First;

Dawn sent me an email today. Since she is so venomously hated right now, I think it's only fair I show you all her, erm, vulnerable side.

To be honest, I felt a bit guilty when I saw this.

But fact is, Dawn, I do not like you - to put as plainly as possible.

I think you trample on every value that I base my whole life on, such as Honesty, Candidness, Bravery, Individuality, and Sincerity, among others. Till this day, I think, you still insist you never went under the knife. I think I've seen you lie about this on tape. I simply cannot respect that.

I think your blog persona amplifies suppositious fronts, hypocrisy, as well as what I detest the most: The lust for money rather than for the passion of blogging and making your voice heard.

It irks me, and I can't pretend I am not irked.

Nonetheless, whatever I think of you, I've always treated you with politeness, as you were always civil to me.

Numerous times in the past, I have also defended you and told your detractors that you are mild and harmless in real life. Plastic surgery is one's personal choice, and people who have something to say against it ought to fuck off.


However, dislike is not something I can control, although I can and have told you why I feel so.

You don't have to feel offended. I dislike a whole truckload of other people... In fact, it's tough to find me someone I like.

In my opinion, rather than bad-mouthing you behind your back and gossiping about you, I felt that telling the truth is always the better option.

I am sorry if you felt hurt from the blog entry you forced me to delete, but don't take it personally. Or do, if you wish to. The blog entry is not written by me, your acquaintance, but me, A BLOGGER - just like how reporters of papers are not being personal when they write bad press about stars.

You can hate me if you want. Just stop being nice, coz I don't want to be fakely nice to someone I don't like, and you being nice totally throws me off. o_O

OK, You weren't nice on your blog. That's cool then.

As for seeing each other in future, I have no intentions of salvaging a friendship, or going through the painful pretense of small-talk. Just ignore me completely, as you would ignore someone you don't like. I'd do the same.

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You can see I highlighted the last statement in that email.


Dawn claims she never saw her manager's nasty emails to me.


Noel!!! You are doomed lor! Now, I think, even your artiste paiseh to be associated with you!

Or is she? You judge for yourself the series of emails that were sent from Noel to me (and vice versa), that Dawn was cc-ed in.


Not 1... not 2... But 7.


At least 7, since I omitted some.


When? Since yesterday at 8pm.

Count with me!



1



2



3



4

(Also highlighted what a boot-licking asswipe I think Noel is.
Stay for his artiste in a heartbeat! When boss is cc-ed in the email!
And some more try to preach to me!)




5



6

And the last


7

And just to clarify, MY agency is prefectly polite, patient, reasonable, and professional. So no Dawn, I do not KNOW HOW AGENCIES CAN GET.


Maybe Dawn didn't read those emails before she opened her email wrote her email to me. Huh? Possible?

Now that we've got the niceties out of the way, we can start tackling the things she wrote on her latest blog entry.

1) I've got rabid fans.

OH GOD! No... not rabid fans again?! So... Everyone who hates Dawn is automatically my "fan"?

(I don't have stupid fans! I am a writer. I have READERS. I'd never call people "fans"... A bit bu yao lian...)

2) I can sue XLX but she cannot sue me.

XLX posted up photos of me with photoshopped cum-shots on my face, repeatedly said I am a cheap whore, etc... I realllllllly don't see a parallel there.

3) If I had the guns to write about it, why not stick to it?

You are right Dawn... I cannot prove certain things. I certainly can't rope Jacky Wu in to testify in court, although he might bring some hilarity to my life if he does.

The statements I made were of my personal opinions. Maybe the rumours were wrong. But Dawn, I have to make this clear. I NEVER STATED THOSE 6 POINTS AS FACTS.

But if you want facts right?


Here... I've give you FACTS. By "facts" I actually mean lies spun by myself.


a) I think you never did join 98.7FM as a DJ, right? Isn't that the same as saying you failed to join?


b) I expressed incredulity that you earn your proclaimed amount. I never said it is a fact that you do not earn so much. I said, even if you do, it's probably from "hidden sneaky advertorials".

Is this fact? I think yes, it is.

Can I prove it? Yes, I think I can.

How? An advertiser sent me an email asking me for an advertorial. I rejected it. A few days later, it was shown on your blog, urging people to give the service a try.

No hint that this was a paid mention was on your blog.

Is it because you did it out of goodwill? A simple check with the advertiser will suffice.



c) Who you went on the Valentine's Day Bali trip with, is fact.

Let's call him Mr. R.

How do I know this?

Because I met Mr. R. at Zouk. Twice.

Mr R is 40+, I think. I've heard from some sources he is married, from some sources he is divorced, and from some sources he is single. Nobody knows! But he is extremely wealthy.

Mr. R was very happy to show everyone present, including 2 other witnesses, his digicam. In the digicam are pictures of Dawn and him. The photos include those of Dawn and him hugging in what I deem to be intimate poses (ie hands wrapped around waist).

I saw this with my own eyes, and so did two other people who were with me.

Whether or not Dawn had any relations with him is of course not something I can say.


Enough of the facts (ie lies I spun)... Let's go back to her entry.

4) I'd rather spend the money on Juicy Couture

AHHHHHH!! Super chioness! I just bought this from neimanmarcus.com!!

Sorry, you where saying?

5) 2 big bloggers going out together,
what fun that could have been.............

WOAH! Sorry girl... Don't remember seeing you on Technorati's top 100 blogs of the world......

7)... spiteful incident where she posted pictures of herself
gleefully throwing away the
"Mandarin Cool" campaign postcards
with me on them.

Here it is. Go read if you want!

IS IT SPITEFUL? AM I?

The postcard reads that Dawn usurped me as the hottest blogger in Singapore!

As I have proven in that blog entry, there is no quantifiable measurement of "hotness", and therefore I cannot be usurped!

Who gave them this statement to put into the postcard?

Perhaps it was somebody who keeps harping on this "hottest blogger" title?

I do not think I was being spiteful at all.

Why should I allow this postcard to be spread and have let people have this wrong idea that Dawn is the hottest blogger?

It is not true, and detrimental to my reputation and directly responsible for my potential income.

Furthermore, I was nice and chose to give Dawn the benefit of doubt that:


- She did not supply the Mandarin campaign people with that information;

- She did not check and allow it to be published.


These are very unlikely situations, yet I chose not to blame her.

I THOUGHT I WAS ALL BENEVOLENT AND KINDLY!! WHAT??


Was I being spiteful??????? SPITEFUL TOWARDS WHO??

She's spiteful towards ME lor! She wants such untruths about me to be spread!

7) I penned hate sites before,
and therefore I am responsible for Dawn Wayang.

NOW YOU BE CAREFUL THERE DAWN! If you are not careful I could sue you for libel!

Fortunately for you, I will fight with my bare hands.


Let me come clean on the blinkmummy/xlx impersonation thing. I should have done so LONG ago, and bravely stepped up to avoid all the shit. But nonetheless, never too late!


Here's what happened. Skip it if you are not interested.

One day, 2 other girl bloggers and I were having a drink at Wala Wala. During which, we gossiped about this other blogger called Blinkymummy. We all don't like her, although I never heard about her for ages... Dunno she die already not.

Anyway... So, in a little of a drunken stupor, we said, let's set up a "hate site" for her!!

One of the bloggers is a good friend of mine.

So back at home, we giggled on MSN, and did up the "hate site".

I used my own blogger account to do so.

As a joke, my friend and I thought we would use our own hate site owners' names, namely Xialanxue and her nemesis', to do write the site.

I loosely term it a "hate" site, but it is not. Unlike other hate sites where lies or bad facts of people are exposed, the site was just a joke. A spoof. It was not meant to harm Blinkymummy's reputation.

Included are childish drawings of BM's "byebye"... a 30 year old vulva so long it looks like an octopus and is used as a broom. I know!My friend's so mature, haha!

Of course, I contributed as well. But I don't remember what I wrote la...

I cannot remember the exact sequel of things, but this spoof site we created was not meant to be sneaky. I was prepared 100% to tell people I was involved in doing it. What! It's funny what! It was a joke between us girls. It was not meant for everyone to see.

Anyway, XLX got wind of it, and blew it up into a humongous deal.

Say that I dunno what IMPERSONATE him (I spoofed him, he is not important enough to be impersonated), and that I am a hypocrite because I said I hate Hate sites and yet I set up one anonymously!

I admit I was afraid. I was afraid to come clean because people were all already insulting me. But as time has now proven, the truth is always the best defence.

So anyway, I had to consider that if this thing blows up, it is not only ME getting the heat, but also my two other friends, correct?

Therefore we decided the best course of action is to deny we did it.

Right move? Terribly wrong. So anyhow, they managed to prove I wrote it, and blah blah blah etc. Even more afraid and of course I don't dare to say I co-created the site right?

Anyway, that's cleared up now.

No more lies, and NO DAWN, I AM NOT THE CREATOR OF YOUR HATE SITE - http://xanga.com/dawn_wayang.

This I swear upon the lives of my unborn children.

You've got to be kidding me right? Don't update my own blog and go and update your hate site? Got so boh liao or not?

But in any case, the hate site is quite smashingly written, I must say. Witty! I do like it! It does have a little of my style. :) Which is an awesome style!!

8) I am upset over being called a prefect
and she, the school belle.

Siao. I never said I was upset over that.

I am just disgusted that, you, I think, pretended not to be pleased to be called the school belle and wanted to be valedictorian. That's all.

9) We have a few similarities.

No Dawn... We are not similar.

I did though, find someone quite (but not quite) similar to you.

She is Arissa.

A little introduction.

Arissa (Zhen Shan) is a Singaporean girl who is studying in the states. She's extremely pretty, and comes from a very wealthy family.

She is 100% natural, and a friend of mine. Not close, but we do sometimes talk a bit online.

Since Arissa was in secondary school, according to KK, she was already infamous in Singapore. Already gorgeous since a young age, all the boys school and girls school people of their batch know her - and I dunno if KK is exaggerating as usual or not la, but she was saying how Arissa's features were perfect and she has naturally rosy cheeks that glow and be seen from a distance... etc etc.

Arissa's not only gorgeous, her lifestyle is enviable. She has all the gorgeous brands, hangs out with loads of famous people, and was in Vanness's MTV too.

Not only that, she has immense style and character. She's not your traditional shu nu. AND she is nice and smart.

Why is Zhen Shan not a famous celebrity yet? My guess is that she doesn't crave it. She's not a famewhore, unlike somebody...


Well... Does Arissa sounds like someone people would want to copy?

I would say definitely.

I, for one, was inclined to pierce my helix coz she looks so nice with it.

But how far would one go to copy somebody else?

To sacrifice all their individuality to BE someone else?

This is Arissa.


100% natural - no Plastic

I won't post up too many of her photos since she is a really private person, but these photos are on her website, so I guess it should be ok.

If you want me to take it off ZS, please don't hesitate to email me: xiaxue@gmail.com. I didn't see you online so I can't ask you!!

And here's Dawn, when she first got "famous":

Coloured contacts? Check.
Eyebrows thick and brushed downwards? Check.
Head tilted down? Check.
Pursed lips? Check.

Similarities do not end here.

And they most certainly don't START from there either!

Even as a toddler......... they look alike.

If that's Dawn real, unphotoshopped baby photo, that is.
How would I know? I'm just a bystander.



Is this Dawn?
She never specified on her blog. How Eurasian-looking!



Feel like stroking one and beating the other one up...



Dawn's purple Balenciaga


Arissa's purple Balenciaga...


Oops! I mean Balenciagas. With an S.

But of course, it's just a bag.
Dawn's allowed to have the same bag as Arissa!



Arissa's stuff, posted eons ago.

And below, Dawn's stuff.

Do note the bluish colour tone of the picture(s).

Arissa's sports car. There is no need to say what it is (you can make a guess from the logo, huh?) - it surely one-ups...

Dawn's CLK or SLK whatever it is.

Freaky, huh?

Doesn't stop there.

Place Arissa is in?

California, LA

Place Dawn was in when she started her site?

California, LA

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Arissa's school?

USC

Place Dawn said she was studying in?

USC

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Arissa likes...

Murakami and dark fairytales.

Dawn likes...

Murakami and dark fairytales.
I think. I'm sure I read this somewhere before.

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Arissa photos are of...

Her clubbing and the occasional
whimsical thing she sees/draws

Dawn's photos are of...

Her clubbing and her
delusions, I think.

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Arissa writes...

In a whimsical way like [ t h i s ]//.

Dawn writes...

Well. I think enough of the comparisons.
It's never ending.

Which is why Dawn says... Don't compare!

And, my friends... one more for the night:

I THINK, before she got noticed Dawn used to go to Arissa's website and left comments on the noticeboard.

I THINK she then stopped leaving comments one day, and disappeared.

I THINK when she reappeared, she was a mini Arissa... but a fake one. Tries hard to imitate, but fails in every.single.respect.


The above is purely my opinion.



Lastly, about the armpits... I am sorry!! I thought that was a boob job incision scar. It appears you merely have a dirty armpit.


p/s: Wanbao called. They seem to want to focus on me cursing cancer on Dawn (it's a joke yo! Can't take a joke?!?) rather than any rumours on Dawn. I'm telling ya they hate me! Let's see how it turns out tomorrow.

UPDATE:

TWO MORE PHOTOS A BLOG READER SENT



Arissa's website



Dawn's website

Right.

Also... I don't think I'm being mean. I anyhow blogged some stuff, and I got slapped with a law suit. It would have ended there, but threatening to sue me was cowardly. So this time round I only write things I have proof of lor... Rather, my opinions with the proof that I base my opinions on. You don't have to believe me.

And as for how Dawn would feel... How's that my responsibility? She has multiple other sites all saying exactly the same things, in even worse languages. I am merely repeating them. If she doesn't wish for people to say these things about her, she has a blog, two hands, a brain, and she can defend herself - just like how she did by casting doubt on my credibility with the mentions of my hate site incident.



p/p/s: Please do not involve Arissa in this. Any comments that compromises on Arissa's privacy (ie her website, personal info, etc), or negative about her, will be immediately deleted. I'm sure you all understand. Thanks! :)

Pretty nails = Sure sign of a slut

I'm sure some of you have seen THIS article.

It sort of picked up on my iPhone review and the issue of how people with long nails can't use the iphone, and and... it was featured on the front page of Yahoo.com today!

I was even quoted! Madness. Now I HAVE to buy the t-shirt with my awesome quote on it.

I didn't know I am such a genius at creating quotable quotes!

When I die, I'd be like Woody Allen with tons of websites just there for the sole purpose of passing on my nuggets of wisdom.

I'm trying to think up one good quote right now but I can't think of any!

Hmmm... How about, "People who die doing dangerous activities (such as attempting to climb Mount Everest as a double amputee/motorbike through 5 fire hoops) totally deserve it." Nope... Too long, too obvious. Maybe next time!

I know! How about, "Females with long fingernails are whores"?

That's like catchy, and totally true, isn't it?

It has got to be, because I read through like 400 of the 3,000 comments (and counting! I'm startled) and I NEVER HAD ANY IDEA SO MANY PEOPLE HATED LONG FINGERNAILS!

You would think girls who spend up to $250 doing up their long acrylic nails have been going around scratching people on their eyeballs and murdering little puppies all the time, just by reading how intense these people are in their united hatred for long nails.

Almost all of the comments were stating the same, retarded points, stated by mostly angry men:


1) CHOP OFF YOUR DAMN NAILS IF YOU WANNA USE THE IPHONE! NODODY IS FORCING YOU TO USE OUR LOVELY HOLY PHONE!


Well, it just so happens that maybe, for some unfathomable reason, girls who have longer nails also want to use the iphone?

They made laptops smaller and lighter for us, and they made pink ipods for us. I don't see why it's not a legitimate complain, or a legitimate expectation for Apple to come up with a product to suit this market, no?

The logic of "If you don't like it you either change to suit the product, or don't buy the product" is completely and utterly RETARDED, not to mention flawed.

Going by that logic, no product would ever have been invented.

Don't like walking long distances? Well, either get healthier or don't walk! Please!! DO NOT INVENT CARS!

It is APPLE that has to improve to fit its consumers, not the other way round.

How many nail palours are there and how many Apple shops are there? You do the math and let me know if this is a good enough market for them.

Just so you know, people who spend money on doing nails also have quite a bit of disposable income. Surely this is a better crowd to target than filthy self-righteous hippies?


2) Girls with long fingernails are high maintenance filthy (and don't forget stupid) whores.

Really?



3) Yes. And nobody likes whores.


You know, it amazes me everytime people hate sluts. I call these girls, including myself, a slut, for the lack of a better word.


WHY THE FUCK WOULD ANYONE HATE SLUTS? I have a good theory about this, but it involves a long explanation.


Really, this is a very simple logic:

Girls who put effort in maintaining their looks are prettier, right? And therefore, since they are prettier and attract more attention, they get more suitors.

When they get more suitors, they fall for more boys (it's proportion and math) than say, AN UGLY GIRL WHO DOESN'T SHAVE HER ARMPITS.


In a typical situation,

Pretty girl - 100 suitors - likes 10% and sleeps with 10.

Ugly girl - 0 suitors - likes people who don't sleep with her.


Therefore, in contrast, who's the slut?

That's not to say that the ugly chick is definitely a Madonna - who's to say she won't have slept with the 100 suitors of the pretty chick if the men wanted to sleep with her?!

Why do people keep saying Paris Hilton is a slut? Besides the fact she wears slutty clothes, has a sex tape and flashes her vagina (I say this is attention-seeking and certainly unabashed, but it is not strictly "slutty" as it has nothing to do with her actually having sex), she only dates pretty ok-looking guys who are like shipping heirs (or singers, whatever). (Source from tabloids)

Would YOU have sex with a good-looking filthy rich shipping heir/rock god? I would (if I were single), and I am not ashamed to say it!

Women find power in men attractive, and if I have my pick of shipping heirs, I think I'd be certainly inclined to sleep with at least some of them!

Ok, maybe my example of Paris is not really appropriate, but what I'm saying is, Would Paris Hilton sleep with a different dirty trucker daily?

Most probably not.

She (I'm guessing) sleeps with eligible cute models often, because they want her! And who can resist cute model-types?

Honestly

My point is, it's much more easy for a pretty girl to be inclined to have sex than an ugly girl, because the pretty girl's choices are way more attractive!!!!!!

Logical what!

Therefore pretty girls can either be prudes or sluts! There's no in between!

And can or should pretty girls be blamed and crucified for fucking attractive men? I SAY NO! WE (yes, included myself) ARE MERELY ACTING ON OUR INSTINCT TO POPULATE THE WORLD WITH GOOD-LOOKING HUMANS!

Can ugly people even begin to UNDERSTAND how difficult it is to resist potential very good-looking sex partners?

Since it is irrefutable that most of them don't know how that feels like, then they have NO RIGHTS to call ANYONE a slut in a derogatory manner.

So now that we have defined what a slut is (ie all girls who put effort into their appearance and have an active sex life), we can further discuss why people hate sluts.

And by discuss I mean I tell you, because I am wise beyond my years.

This is of course with the exception of home-wrecking/boyfriend-stealing/cheating sluts, who are a different breed altogether.


Everyone should love a slut, because sluts are supposed to be easy to get to bed with.


Men are most certainly more than happy to do that, and I don't hear them complaining about the nails especially if they happen to grow on a gorgeous girl's hands and are scratching his back in a toe-curling orgasm.

So the slutty girls don't hate sluts, and the men don't hate sluts. Then who hates sluts?

1) Ineligible men. The rest of the men whom even the sluts don't wanna sleep with. Bitter, and utterly jealous, they learn to relate things this way:

Chick with elaborate nails -> probably outgoing, gonna have suitors -> Not going to sleep with me -> Remembers past humiliation of being rejected by such girls -> HATE HER! -> I don't want her anyway, she's a dirty whore (lie).

2) Lazy women. I say lazy women because at this time and age, being ugly for females is no longer a birthright. You wanna have babies, you better pluck your hairs and squeeze your blackheads!

With a little bit of determination, money and plastic surgery, ugliness can surely be eliminated!

I'm talking about physical beauty btw. People who refer to inner beauty are retarded because that's truly subjective.

I, for one, find people who do charity and keep asking others to do the same (ie Angelina Jolie. Self-righteous HOMEWRECKING SLUT! But I digress) to not have inner beauty, although most people would say she's saintly. Hilter approves of jew-hating people... Bin Laden approves of self-sacrificing bombers... etc!

God I'd love to see Jolie get leposy. Since she is so goddamn unselfish she can suffer together with poor people... Haha! OMG did I say that out loud? I don't mean it.

So yup, lazy women hate sluts, because these vain girls "spoil the market" for them. They are suddenly made to look even more unattractive than they already are!

PARDON ME FOR LIKING TO LOOK MY BEST!

Not to mention they aren't getting any so it makes them practically hate everyone.


3) The slut's parents.


Yup, so that's the end of my slut rant. I guess it can be summarized into one awesome quote:

"People call us sluts because, being ugly, they have no idea how difficult it is to resist fucking good-looking people."

(Btw I know I am not ultra gorgeous or anything, but for controversy's sake let's pretend I do think I am.)


Pictures to further drive the point home:

Without flash


Close-up.
A glittery pink base with purple and pink crystals!

Chio? These are my own nails - not acrylic! I know it doesn't look very nice on pictures but in real life they are ultra bling!

For the first time I did my own bling nail art! All these years of having crystals lying around and not doing it!

I never bothered because I thought without acrylic, the crystals will fall off very easily, but Shuyin taught me a secret!

I'm passing it on to you: The secret is to diligently put a new coat of clear polish on EVERYDAY.

So far, after 5 days, only 3 large purple ones dropped out. I promptly replaced them!

In total I spent about 1 hour doing this set. Obviously took a little longer for the right hand...

In case most of you don't know, a set of nails like this would cost about $200 at a nail parlour!

Nail salons mostly charge $1 for 1 crystal. That is, obviously, LUDICROUS.

I'd NEVER spend $200 on nails. NEVER! The most I spent was $135 and that's because the woman refused to tell me the charge from the start and I was duped into it. Never again!

Guess what? I calculated, and this is how much it cost to DIY:


150 crystals on nails: Roughly $12

Bus + MRT ride to Arab street to buy the crystals: $3?

Bottle of OPI nail polish: $10 (if you buy from Transdesign.com, including shipping)

Your willingness to give $250 to manicurists: Priceless

Girl with long (assumed fake) nails: High maintenance whore


Since some of you asked to see my hair and piercing, I shall oblige!



Bling on my chio hair!



New extensions!
Blonde mixed with my own colour, and tinsel strands

About 100 gold and pink (Yes, I am damn hardcore. Most people put like 5 glitter strands.

How pretty are they?! They remind me of My Little Pony's tail. :D

These strands are crazily amazing ok!! Not only do they never fall off (mixed into the extensions), they can withstand washing, blow-drying, and best of all, TONGING!! They do not melt!

The awesome girls at City Plaza added crystals on my hair for me! I think Swarovski endorse me lor, I got so many of their products on myself daily...

It's really simple... They just use the clip they use for clipping extensions, and they stick a gem on it! Clever hor? It's been around 3 weeks and none dropped (anyway I got all these colours so I can stick them back on if they did, HAHAHA!! Hardcore!)

Girls with tongue piercings = Sluts who will give a blowjob to random people at the drop of a hat

Gotta love stereotypes

Totally swollen

Just pierced my helix!

It is PAINFUL LIKE HELL.

I've got a high tolerance of pain, and I have got to say that piercing the Helix is the worst of all!

I've pierced it before, but I couldn't stand sleeping on one side anymore so I let it close.

Anyway, as I was saying... Painful!

I had it pierced at 77 Street for $5 bucks... The piercing itself is not painful, but the healing process is agony!

Later on, sick of having the sharp end of the earring tangling my hair and poking me, I decided to put a standard ring on it instead.

Needless to say this CANNOT be done at home and you need a professional to help you do it.

So I chose my ring from Primitive Art at Queensway ($35! Gold with pink gem) and the nice girl there helped me put it through.

The piercing is straight and the ring is curved (and thick), so it took nearly 15 minutes to poke it through!! The process was almost intolerably painful and I took a glimpse at the mirror to see my ear bleeding like crazy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

But it's chio! Anyway, helix piercings are really common, but now I have new-found respect for the people who didn't let it close. It's much easier to maintain with a ring (or barbell) though, so if you wanna do it I suggest using needle instead of gun!

I think my favourite piercing is still my tongue! Tongue piercings are really comfortable after maybe 4 days of annoying pain. After that it totally won't bother you anymore and you can change a stud everyday to match your clothes!

I just spent USD$80 at bodycandy.com on many, many multi-coloured tongue studs. Hahaha!

Change topic!

That day I sat on a most amazing cab!!

Got shitloads of stuff on it! See if you can spot them.


On the rearview:

- Goggles (Uncle: I use that to swim every morning)

- V strong flashlight

- Exercise hand muscle squeezing thing... I don't know what it's called (Uncle: I drive 16 hours so I squeeze that to keep me awake)

- Some sort of perfume?!

- A baton!? To hit non-paying customers with, I presume


On the steering:

- Calculator
- Phone
- Two balled up lumps of cloth which I notice he grasps to drive?!

On the top flaps:

- Back scratcher (I suppose even Cabbies get itchy sometimes)

- Paintbrush (???)

- About 300 talismans and clips

- Biggest signboard saying "Pasir Ris" and "City" I've ever seen



I had a lot of fun looking at his stuff. :D I wanna have a car so I put shitloads of gadgets on it too!

Ok, this blog post shall end abruptly here.

GSS - now funny as well as awesome!

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I love the Great Singapore Sale!

The words itself sparks a joy in me when I think of all the discounted pink stuff I can add to my collection! Haha! Sometimes I am even willing to buy stuff at their original price only to find out later it is on 50% off --- that's got to be the shioking feeling in the world man!

Digressing, I've just managed to buy my dream luggage at 20% off. It's $180 after discount I think!

How can people have a dream luggage, you ask.

WHY NOT?

As of all dream items with me, it's a shiny patent baby pink, and very, very sleek:

Outside. The wheels are super smooth and the locks are so well-made!

Inside... It's obviously a girl's luggage. No more numerous little pouches for make-up and toiletries! Now my luggage comes with many little convenient compartments!

Me, very tan, with dream luggage!!!!!

Chioness!!



What I DIDN'T manage to buy though, is this:

Fendi bangle in baby pink!!!!!!! You can go as far as calling it my dream bangle, hahaha!

I first saw it when I was in Isetan with Wong, and I saw the bangle, did a double take and took two steps towards the beacon of shiny pink bangle.

Then, I saw, distractedly, on my left... A purple Fendi spy bag!

"Chio..." I thought, "but not as chio as the one I'm carrying..."

AND THEN I REALISED!

I was carrying an "inspired" Fendi spy bag too!!

I've heard many stories about sales people in branded stores calling the cops on people with fake products lor! (Although my "fendi" bag is actually not fake per se coz it has no logos on it la, but still...)

So I hastily jumped out of the store and instructed Wong to check out the price for me.

Bloody $295!!!

Needless to say I didn't buy it on the spot coz it is bloody expensive! (And I am not rich, despite what you hear from newspapers and unreliable bloggers)

For the next few days I kept dwelling on it and finally decided to get it --- but to my dismay it is sold out!!!!!!! Oh god! You mean there are other people who find $295 a justified price for a bangle?!?!

And just in case you are wondering why the pic of the bangle looks a little weird, it is because the only pic I am able to find online is the blue one, and I had to photoshop it pink.

Gah!!

Anyway, where was I? Right, GSS is awesome!

You know what else is awesome besides shopping? Funny videos, and laughing out loud! AND... Getting free stuff!

THE GREAT SINGAPORE SALE NOW HAS A SENSE OF HUMOUR!!

You can get all three of those by logging on to www.laughoutloud.com.sg, and watch spoof of the NETS videos!

Go check it out, the site is full of videos of the adventures of an Ah Beng (complete with cringeworthy "kim" hair) and Ah Lian. It's slapstick but entertaining enough.

You can also download icons and wallpapers there of your favourite icon, under "Support LOL".

My favourite is of course the pink one la...

Seow Chio Bu
(Pronounced Xiao-Chio-Boo)

Meaning: Little Beauty

The flower amidst the thorns, she’s the pretty little
thing that’s oh-so-adorable. Makes the boys go gaga.

Haha so cute.

You can also try the 2D game and win prizes such as PSPs and Nintendo DS Lites! Or make a face, take a photo, and stand to win a year's supply of Heaven and Earth Green tea!!!

I'm so gonna take part in that man. A year's supply? How do they gauge how much is a year's supply? I'd drink Heaven and Earth broke lor, confirm. I LOVE THEIR GREEN TEA!!!!

LAUGH OUT LOUD!!